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This makes me happy. ^^
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"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings."
And you need to get some sleep, hun... Take care of you
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"On my own, I'll always take the harder road."
"Just because they can't feel it doesn't mean that you have to forget." ~~
People must bug you so hard for more. I'd give you even more sympathy if I wasn't one of them. Just...don't die on our account, okay?
Nap. Or something.
And drink lots of water.
And remember that sushi is very good for you.
ME
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When I start to hallucinate, I figure it's time to get back onto my meds.
ME
I had bath, now I'm abit better. I want you to give sth...I mean I want to give you sth.
A little patience, I will post it soon^^
I hope you will like it^^
I'm glad you like it!
Though the problems didn't ended here. but you got it right^^ Mikey actually set his mind on finding a mate to Leo, so he will bring home every nice male and female (he's not sure about Leo's interest^^) he meets during her job on embassy...XD
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What I love most about...
Sladin-Slade and Robin's relationship
Clex-they're destined to fail but they still hope
TMNT-four brothers with so many ships
Slash-includes all my fandoms
Just please promise me you'll take care of your health, because 2-4 hours of sleep is definitely MUCH TOO LITTLE!!! I know that, because I've seen more than just one patient ending up in one of our beds because they didn't give their body and mind enough time to rest. All this work here for DA should stay fun fro you, and not mutate to hard work that makes you ill.
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You cannot sedate all the things you hate!!!
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